There was a little girl and a little boy playing in the sandbox, one day they got in a fight, the boy says "My daddy is stronger than your daddy", the girls replys saying" My mommy is smarter that your mommy", well the little boy gets up and pulls down his pants and says, "Well I've got one of these", the little girl doesn't know what to say so she runs off crying.
The next day there playing in the sandbox, and they start fighting again, the little boy says" my daddy's truck is bigger than your daddy's truck", the little girl says, "My mommy has a better job than your mommy", well the little boy gets up, pulls down his pants and says" Well I've got one of these", the little girl again runs off crying.
The next day they where playing in the sandbox, the little boy says" My brother could beat up your brother", the little girls says, "My sister is prettyer than your sister", well the little boy get up and pulls down his pants and says, "Well I've got one of these", this time the little girl gets up and pulls down here skirt and says "My mommy told me I can get as many of those as I want with one of these, and the little boy runs off crying........LOL