DEAR FRIENDS,
Sorry to say this, but this might be my last e-mail. Things have been a bit tough today and life is getting shorter and shorter every day. I want to take time to smell the roses.
So I am going to quit e-mailing jokes and travel full time with a biker gang to see the country and enjoy life while I still can. Don't worry about me - they all seem like really nice people...
It has been nice e-mailing you. But it's time to say good bye. A photo of my biker gang is below.

And remember my motto;
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an
attractive and well preserved body.
But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Diet Coke in the other, body
thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming
"WOO HOO what a ride!"
I'm really smiling now,
Have a wonderful day!